You Don't Mess with the Zohan

The film is about Zohan Dvir (played by Adam Sandler), an Israeli army commando, who was projected in the movie as an ordinary looking man but has super powers. Yung simple lang ngunit mala Hankock ang dating ng character niya. medyo exaggerated nga lang, actually exaggerated talaga! which I think had made the movie ever funny. Ang favorite scenes ko sa pag-display ng super powers niya was when hindi siya tinatablan ng bala... I love that part when the bad guy shot him in his face tapos, isininga lang niya yung bala... he swims like a dolphin, tapos kapag nakikipag-bugbugan siya, he only uses his feet in slapping his enemies, yeah both of the feet at the same time, while chatting with another person. (Nai-imagine niyo ba? Just go and watch the movie)

Sa umpisa ng movie mahaba ang kanyang buhok, pasaway at laging kita ang kanyang puwet... siya ang superhero ng mga Israelis. The nation and the army actually count on him for protection from terrorist attacks caused by their mortal enemy named Phantom (John Turturro) who was a Palestinian.

But deep inside this superheroism, Zohan has a deep secret. He always wanted to become a Hair Stylist. Yeah, like Jun Encarnacion or Ricky Reyes day! This makes me love the movie kasi, super masculine ang character ni Zohan, kinatatakutan, hinahangaan, pero ang gusto lang naman talaga niya sa buhay ay maging.... HAIR STYLIST.

Anyway, so sabi ni Insang Wiki... he fakes his own death and smuggles himself into a flight to New York City and takes the name "Scrappy Coco" and claims that he is "Half Australian, Half Mt. Everest". (diko napanood tong part na to ah? pero natawa ako sa nalaman kong ito)

Mahaba pa ang movie, at pihado mapapahaba ang post nato kung ike-kwento ko pa lahat.

To capitol, este to cap-it-all, BASTOS ang movie pero nakakatawa. PG18 yata yun pero favorite namin ito ng mga junakis kong 8 and 5 years old, hahaha (Bad Mommy!) Pero nakakatawa talaga siya. Eh pano ba naman hindi magiging bastos, sumikat kasi yung salon na pinagta-trabahuan niya dahil sa pagiging sex-machine niya hahahahah... Actually hindi talaga siya nakakatawa para sa mga conservative pero para sa mga taong kagaya ng mga kakilala ko....... na diko sasabihin ang pangalan at diko rin sasabihing kabibili lang niya ng 32inch na TV... eh maa-appreciate niya ang movie nato, hehehe (peace bro!) baka nga napanood na niya to eh...

At isa pa, sa serious side naman, the movie depicted the reconciliation of the Israelis and the Palestinians. America had become a place for them to find new routes in their lives and for some, like Zohan and the leading lady in the movie (I forgot her name) had lead a new life, away from the fighting and chaos from their own country. So finally at the end of the movie, nagkabati silang lahat and they lived happily ever after.

Sa pagre-research ko nalaman ko na isa pala si Adam Sandler sa sumulat ng kwento nato. Kaya nga idol ko si Kuya Adam sa pagpapatawa eh, grabe!!!

Recommended to all [Pinoy] OFW's who are in the middle east. Makakarelate tayo dun sa pagi-english nila at sa mga hitsura nung mga arabo lalo na nung nagsayaw sayaw sila kasama si Mariah Carey! Pramis nandun talaga si Mariah! Mukhang hindi ni-release itong movie na to sa ME because of the sensitive issues. Kung conservative ka, wag mo na lang panoorin, pero certified funny hit movie para sa kin hehehe

Happy watching kung di niyo pa napapanood, just make sure to close your one eye when you watch it!